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I was AFK in GTA online when someone sent the mugger after me.

When he can't get to you, he just stands there and stairs in a really creepy way.

Is this the worst griefing attempt ever? What do you think,

The Mugger in GTA is a bit of a creep

And we're back in GTA Online for a really quick video this week. And that's because Rockstar clearly are really, really sorry about the delay for GTA 6, and they just keep giving stuff away. So in this week's GTA Online Weekly Update, there are two free cars.

And I can recommend to claim both of them, they're both very good. One of them looks like total a**, but it's still good. And then the other one is this, the 2.4 million dollar Anis RE-7B.

So this is a Le Mans car, and on my lap of the map, this turned in an 8.48, which is a pretty damn respectable car, which is a pretty damn respectable time. It's even more respectable if you consider that this week, you are going to get this for free. So how do we do that? Well, this isn't like the Revolta, or like the Krieger was the other week, where you could just go and claim it.

This is one you have to win. So it's the Prize Ride Challenge for the LS Car Meet. And again, it is a challenge so easy, there is no reason why every single player shouldn't be able to get this car this week.

Now, this is quite unusual, because usually when the challenges are this easy, the cars that they're giving away are complete a**. But not this week. This week, they're giving away a really good car.

So, if you want to win it, the best thing you can do, or the way I would do that, is head over to here. So this is where you can trigger an LS Car Meet Drag Race. Now the easiest way to do this is to drive into the circle, or the Corona, and hit left on the D-pad to go on call.

This works pretty much every time. So, the actual challenge this week is to finish second once. And that's it.

Drag races can only have four people.

Now, I was even luckier in this one, because at this point, I've got a 50% chance of winning. I've now got a 60% chance of winning. I've now got a 100% chance of winning, because there are only two people in the race, so wherever we finish, we're both going to win the car.

So what that means, also, is that I don't necessarily have to choose a fast car and do a good job. You don't even need to finish the drag race to win it, if you land on like I have here. So, rather than pick something fast, I'm going to pick something cool.

Now, to be fair, this is quite fast anyway, but I just love the look of this thing. So, start up the drag race. Mash the accelerator button straight away.

Because what you're going to want to do is get a perfect start, is a perfect burnout. So, get the needle into the blue, and then just feather it to hold it just in the blue. Because if you can keep it in the blue all the way around, then you'll get a perfect start.

Now, I made a complete hash of this, but what you want to do, is you want to try and change gear when the needle is right at the very end of the blue. That will give you a perfect shift bonus, which gives you a little boost each time, just like this. There you go.

So, if you imagine, if you hit that every time, you get a really, really good boost. So, now we're off and away, and now the nitrous becomes available. Now, this is where people tend to do one of two things.

They either use it all straight away, or they wait to the end. But I don't. What I tend to do, is I toggle it on and off.

So, I'll turn it on for a short amount of time, get it up to max speed, because then, it actually takes a little while for the car to slow down again. So, by toggling it on and off, you're maintaining a higher speed for longer, so you're getting more of a benefit from actually using the nitrous. So, as you can see, this has put me so far in front, it actually doesn't matter if I do something like that.

And this is where you need to remember that you have a manual car in the drag race. I think it's about the only place I can think of where the gear change is manual. So, if you crash, you're going to have to shift all the way back down, and just remember to time your upshifts as well.

And you can see, even with that ridiculous crash, I'm still in the lead. So, I can only assume that the other racer has actually had a bit of a crash as well. So, there we go.

That's it. Done. Car won.

All I need to do now... Well, two things I need to do now. And the first is to head over to the LS Car Meet to go and get my car. Now, you will notice, after a short while, you'll get this little message saying that you've unlocked the prize ride.

So, then all you need to do is head over to the LS Car Meet, and when you go in, open up your interaction menu, go down to the LS Car Meet, and you'll have an option to claim the prize ride. And just choose a garage to stick it in, and you're all good. And while you're here, you might as well do the customisation.

Not that that will take long with the RE7B, because I'm not going to lie, one of the worst things about it, the customisation isn't great. It's pretty lame compared to some of the others. But it is a legit, really fast car, and it's still worth the effort.

Get the £2.5m RE7B for FREE this week and MASTER drag races, GTA Online Weekly update

I try to run the Cay Perico Panther mission using GTA online Weekly update offer cars

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And as the GTA 6 deadline slides off into the distance, it's time to review the best of the offer cars from this week, which I think, believe it or not, is the Grotti Briosa. Such a cool thing, based on a Fiat 500, and the only way I could think to review this was to compare it to the Issi Classic. Now, the Issi Classic isn't on offer, but the two are close enough to review.

But there are two problems. Well, three, actually. The first is this, which is the time the Briosa did.

Second problem is this, which is the time the Issi Classic did. And the third problem is the fact that the lap sounded like this. Now, no one wants to listen to that for 10 minutes or 12 minutes, so I decided that the only way to do this was to use both cars to do the Cayo Perico heist.

So it's Panther Week this week, which I assume is Rockstar's way of saying... So let's go. So my plan is, I'm going to run the full heist to get my Panther, and I'm going to use the Briosa and the Issi Classic to do as many of the setups as I possibly can. But first things first, let's have some lights on, because I've somehow managed to record all of this in the dark.

So, this is going to mean a few differences. So, this is not a guide. If you're looking for a guide, I've done other guides on the channel, they're great.

Tacos always does great guides. Deadman also does great guides. I'll link them down in the description.

But this is just to see which of the cars is the best. And by best, what I probably mean is the least bad. Because as I'm sure you'll soon find out, quite a lot of this run sounds like this.

So to keep that to a minimum, I'm going to try and edit most of that out for you. Now the problems on this run started quickly, because I got a message. I can't remember the last time I got this message, or what I was doing the last time I got it.

But yeah, I got this. And that's why I've had to edit this down so much. We're so used to running Kaio in such an efficient way.

As soon as you throw a car in, or as soon as you throw a slow car in, it just takes forever. But, we can skip this bit, you know, all this bit. But what I've got to say, I really enjoyed doing it this way.

As someone who has ground the hell out of Kaio and made an absolute fortune, it was just so nice just to spend a bit of time messing about. Because this is actually a really well put together, and really good fun heist. And the main thing you can do to ruin this, is to always do long, thin, compound jump off the island.

Long, thin, compound jump off the island. There's so much more to this, and if you mix it up a little bit, it makes it so much more interesting. So that's what we're here for.

Usually this arrives once or twice a year. We've been quite spoilt, I think we've had it twice this year. And it's the most valuable target now.

I'm quite lucky in that I quickly threw a heist together, and went through that once I found out it was Panther Week, so that I could complete it, and then re-buy it in time to get it in hard mode, which gives me a little bit of extra cash. So off we go with the setups, and the first of the actual mission setups is going to be in the Issy Classic, and I think this is about the only one that takes place in the daylight, so I do apologise for that. Straight away, the problems, they come thick and fast, because normally I would just land on the roof and go straight in.

Now I'm in a car that's got no protection, and yeah, obviously dead straight away. And because of the way you're doing it, you end up alerting all the guards straight away, which means you can't sneak through here. There's actually a really cool way you can get through that whole mission without alerting anyone, but no, none of that option.

And now what I need to do is figure out how the hell I'm going to get away from these helicopters, because this car ain't losing them. And this is where the comparison between the two comes. So what you need to really decide when you're picking between these cars, is do you want one that's loose at the front, or one that's loose at the back? Because they are both pretty much the same, but just in reverse.

But before we do that, let's just... Let's just get this back to the Kasatka. Yep, we've made it. No, we haven't.

So let's call the dinghy out and get that done. Now I am not complaining, this is so much more fun than just pulling out the Mk2 or the Sparrow and just grinding through the setups. You can do this in about 45 minutes without breaking too much of a sweat if you want to, but it's a pretty damn boring way to earn money.

And as soon as you do this, it really just, it mixes it up. It reminds me of the time I did the video on working in free mode. There's a link to that here, not free mode, free aim.

Running the Cayo Perico Panther missions using the Grotti Briosa & Issi – GTA Online Weekly Update

This is the Nürburgring Nordschleife. 12.9 miles of driving perfection. A formidable track, this has claimed the lives of over 200 people in its life.

But unlike most other racing tracks, this isn't just restricted to the super rich or the super talented. Nope, for 30 euro you can bring your Ferrari or your Fiesta or even your Ford Transit and you can have a go yourself. And sometimes the results of this are spectacular.

And sometimes very much less so. For that reason, this track has been the staple of racing video games since people first started developing racing video games. But there's never been a decent version in GTA.

And to understand why, you need to look at the way tracks are built. Here's my attempt at the Top Gear test track. Not particularly good, and as you can see, I used up two thirds of the available props on a track that was just 1.75 miles long.

So in order to fit the full Nürburgring in one track, you need to be able to build it with an average of just 23 props per mile. And that's why no one has ever done a good version of this track in GTA. Until now.

So it turns out that the solution to this problem was actually surprisingly simple. If it's not possible to build the whole track in one race, then don't build the whole track in one race. Strip it into eight separate sectors and you can easily stitch those together in a playlist.

And I'll pop one at the bottom in the description for you. So if you're on PS5, as soon as you finish watching this video and liked and subscribed and all that stuff, as soon as you've done all of that, you'll be able to go to the playlist and you'll be able to drive all eight sections. And believe me, they are worth it because this is a really, really good representation.

Lots of people have tried over the years, and I'm not going to berate anyone for having a go at using the build. They've obviously, the ones that I've tried are all better than what I could have done. However, this still fell short of the mark.

Most of them just had a twisty bit, a long bit, and then a section that looked a little bit like the carousel. But what we've got here, what JP has managed to do is recreate the entire track just by splitting it into sections. And what better way to test it than with the second week of probably the best giveaway that we've ever had in GTA.

I don't remember them ever giving a car this good away for free to everyone. So this is the Benefactor Krieger. It's now a crashed Benefactor Krieger because obviously, we clearly are at home to Mr. Cockup.

And this is available for free to anyone. So to get it for free, head on over to your phone, open up Luxury Motorsports and click to buy it for free. You can also go to the dealership.

If you pick it up from there, you will end up paying a little bit. I think you pay about 18 grand or something. And that's just because you're basically paying for the few cosmetic mods that have been applied.

So yeah, this is available for free to anyone. And it is one of my favorite cars in the game. It's one of the best driving cars in the entire game.

I've already reviewed this twice and on both occasions, it did a really, really solid time. I did another lap as part of this test. And it put in an 830.3, which is a pretty solid time by any standard.

And it's not just about the speed because this thing handled really, really well. It's got great downforce. It's got great grip.

Whether you like the looks of it or not, it's very much an individual thing. It is apparently based on the Mercedes 1. And you can kind of see the similarities. But let's be honest, it's not a great replica.

It's... I struggle to even say that it is the same car, but apparently that's what it's based on. So that's what I'm going to have to say. Well, that doesn't mean it's necessarily an ugly car.

I actually think it's a really good looking car. Customization is pretty much what you'd expect. There isn't a huge amount.

You've got a fair few options, but there's nothing particularly out there. Nothing particularly spectacular, but you can make it your own. You can make it look something like, but it is just in general terms, a very, very good car.

Now the normal price for this is 2.8 million, 2.875 million to be precise, which makes it one of the most expensive supercars in the game. And that's amongst some pretty stiff competition. And it is one of the fastest non-HSW cars in the game.

I guess that's the problem now. HSW has overtaken so many other cars in the game that on Expanded and Enhanced, there are a lot of things that are out there that are faster, but nothing that's free. And at this point, I do have to apologize.

The BEST GTA giveaway ever. The Krieger at the Nürburgring. Free with GTA Online Weekly update.

I have good news. We're putting the band back together. True.

We're on a mission from God. Less true. So yeah, we're getting ready to go racing.

However, like most things in my life... Rules! You got some rules around here. So JP, Rhino and Hippy have been off building tracks and putting together a bit of a race series and we've got a big list of rules of cars we can use and how they should be put together. And will I remember all of these? Of course you will.

But there's a special rule just for me as well. Tipsy do. Just don't suck.

So what I need to do now is go through my cars and get them ready to race. Because let's be honest, none of these would really pass for a decent race car. We'll start with everyone's favourite, Ugly Duckling.

And that's the Rapid GTX. Right, okay. Bear with me a minute.

Right, now that's sorted. Let's actually pull this in. Now I'm going to do most of these customisations in the agency because one of the things that the rules state is that you need to use different colour headlights depending on whether you're doing a GT2, GT3 or GT4 car.

And the reason for that is because the different classes race together and you can use the headlights to tell whether a car coming up behind you is one you need to move out of the way for. But the first one is very easy. So this is just going to be a nice looking pace car.

And I'll be honest, this is there in case I am just not good enough to hold it with the rest of them because we've done a couple of practice races and I'll be honest, my place pretty much seemed to be at the back. So whether I can sort of work on that, I have no idea. But we will see.

And while we just do this first drive back, now I'm not going to make you do every drive back to storage because what I'm going to do, I'm going to take all the cars that we need, I'm going to customise them and I'm going to store them in my office. Now I've had a big clear out recently so I've got quite a bit of space. And I'll just give you a little bit of a teaser on why I've been so quiet recently, because I'll be honest, for the last few months, most of my time has been spent turning this into this.

And there is a video on that coming up. And yes, I do regret not doing the series as we went through the build. But you live and learn.

And I'll tell you one thing, I ain't doing it again. So this is the only chance I'm going to have to do it. So I will do that video so you can see what we've actually been up to while I've been away from GTA for the last few weeks.

So that's the first one done. Now let's start working through the list. And we start with the Itali RSX, one of my favourite looking cars.

It looks so good. And this is going to be the challenge because I am not a massive fan. And if you've been watching this channel for a while, you'll know I'm not a massive fan of deliveries.

So what I'm trying to do is pick liveries that suit the car and still look good. Because I'll be quite honest, I'd much rather look good and come last. And I know that sounds terrible.

But I think for the Itali RSX, I think that works reasonably well. Now this one is going to be a challenge because the I8 isn't a particularly well-known racing car as far as I know. But the I8 being what the Niobe is based on.

So I don't know how well this is going to take a race livery and the kind of race spec wings and all that kind of stuff. I kind of think I'm going to try and do most of them red where I think it suits them. I do think with this being a BMW, it does suit that light blue, that Estoril blue.

And do you know what? I think that's okay. I'll take that. Now this is one that I think will work really, really well.

The Corsita is a really nice shape and I know this has got some really nice livery options. And straight away, I'm finding myself drawn to this split one. I know it might look a little bit weird.

And I think if I just swap that second colour around and get the other half, the red, I think... Yeah, I think that looks pretty sweet. I'm happy with that one. And this one, so JP, if you're watching, just ignore the wide body bit.

It's a normal 10F, I promise. It's a normal 10F. Honest governor.

And this, again, is also going to be a difficult one because I don't think this is one of the better looking cars in the game. I like the R8 in real life. But I just don't think it comes across particularly well in the game.

And that's why I very rarely, if ever, use this car. But with that split livery front to back, I actually think this is the first one I've done that I think looks better than it looked before I actually did the customisation. So yeah, happy with that one now.

I'll take that one. On to another one. Now this one's going to hurt because I really like how this one looks.

I think with the cockpit being based on the Corvette, it suits a wild colour. It suits that ridiculous bright orange-yellow. It also suits some of the wild deliveries.

Building a Race car garage ready to go racing in GTA Online

Thanks so much to Hippy and Quite the Rhino for helping me with this video. You're both legends and it was great fun recording the races

You can find Hippy's channels here:

Hippy:
https://www.youtube.com/@UCVr9yttmEewDsQbANv4lDOg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIHgDWCyDG5zpKlWJ06Gu9Q

Rhino:
Search for Quite the Rhino (or QTR) in Social club to find some of the amazing tracks he has created.

The year is 2015. Quite an interesting year, not just because we've had a very rare solar eclipse. And not because a tiny little company called OpenAI was founded.

I mean, I don't think they'll amount to anything to you. But it wasn't because of the game releases from 2015. Fallout 4, Witcher 3, Bloodborne, Mario Party 10.

No, it was interesting because somewhere up in Yorkshire, a bloke from Donny got a little bit cross about his lunch. And surprisingly, this made the news. I'm worried about being arrested.

What happened back in the spring cost Jeremy Clarkson his job, cost the BBC its most lucrative staff. The full details of the settlement are confidential, but both Clarkson and the corporation contributed. The level of the payout is probably influenced by the violence involved, which is highly unusual in any employment situation.

What did he punch a producer? They pulled the show. And the producer guy was fucking with him. And Jeremy fucking whacked the guy.

And I'm like, I wanted to fucking punch that guy a couple of times too. Cancel the show. And like that, Top Gear as we knew it, was dead.

Or was it? Guess who's back. Signed a deal for a new motoring program with Amazon. So the three reconnected and headed over to Amazon.

Now, you might be wondering, why is any of this relevant to GTA? And do you know what? That's not a bad question. It's a very fair question. And the answer lies in what happened when they moved to Amazon.

So when they moved to Amazon, they got access to Jeff Bezos' very, very deep pockets. So what did they do? Well, they brought these three together. For the first time ever, a car show managed to get the Holy Trinity on track at the same time.

The LaFerrari, the Porsche 918 and the McLaren P1. Now, each of these has an equivalent within the game. So what I thought would be interesting would be to get them all on track in the game at the same time.

And see which one is the best through a series of tests. Very well designed tests, or so I thought. So we're going to score these things on how good a replica they are.

How good they are to drive. How good looking they are. Then we're going to race the shit out of them.

And at the end, we'll come back with a definitive version of what's best. So we start with the T20. Replica score... 7 out of 10.

The back end's really good. It's got the active aero, but the front end... No, not a big fan of that. Moving on to the Fista.

Now the replica score here is a solid 5 out of 10. You can kind of tell what it is. But it really doesn't look that much like the 918.

And it's not even pretty in its own right. Which you can't say about the Grotti Turismo. Yes, it doesn't look massively like the LaFerrari.

If anything, the Imagio is a better replica of the LaFerrari. But, even though it looks a little bit different, it is what it's supposed to be based on. And it is a really pretty car in its own right.

So I'm giving that an 8. So at this point, I've got the Grotti in the lead. So how are we going to test this? Well, it's got to be a drag race. So for all of these races, I'm in the Grotti.

Hippie is in the McLaren. Or the Progen, should I say. And Rhino is in the Porsche.

That wasn't that decisive. So let's, you know, let's go again. And it's pretty much the same result.

These things are so evenly matched. Apart from, at the top end, you can see the Porsche has got it at the top end. But the McLaren and the Ferrari, they're pretty much identical.

It's all down to who gets the best start. So that's not going to work. We can't really do much with the drag race.

I suppose we can give the Porsche a win for the drag race. Because it's got it at the top end, it's always going to come out slightly in front of the other. So a score so far, one to the Grotti, one to the Porsche.

Right, let's get it on the track and see which of these is the best to drive. OK, we'll chalk that up as a racing incident, because you know what this game's like. So what we're going to do, we're going to go for a non-start.

So we're going to race across without shooting each other, jump in the car, and then get off and do a lap. Now the problem is, all this highlights is that when you get these three on the track, there's very little to choose between them. As I've already said, the Porsche has got it at the top end, or should I say the Fiesta? The Fiesta's got it at the top end.

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